29 June 2011

The Lie: Ben & Jerry’s is grown-up ice cream.  You wouldn’t like it.

The Truth: Ben & Jerry’s is damn expensive.  You’d both love it, and you’d become addicted like I am, and then Messrs. Cohen and Greenfield would be impoverishing me three times as much as they already are.

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